Hell instructions; (Instructions only for persons who's choice is to go to Hell. Warning, This is not Gods will for your life and may be detrimental to your health, proceed with caution)
How to go to Hell; An overview can be summed up in which direction you choose to go. Simply avoid going down the right path. There are actually only two main ways to choose from. There is the wide highway to hell with it's many twisting turns and rabbit trails and then there is the straight narrow path that leads to Heaven. You need only to avoid the narrow straight one to succeed in your goal.
To avoid going down the narrow path to Heaven you must ignore the call of God to know Him personally and receive Jesus Christ as your Savior. This call of God may sometimes be difficult to ignore but if you set your mind against Him or just stay to busy to think about it you will succeed.
Just keep going about your life doing what ever feels good going in any direction you like, having no absolutes in your life. And simply by default you will be successfully on your way to go to hell.
The difficulty of success of your goal is listed as
easy. It is relatively simple to accomplish this task, in fact, many
will actually find themselves in hell with not even consciously trying
to get there. They just don't take the time to know the Truth.
To point you in the direction of the wide path to go to hell, you can choose of an assortment more or less of the following items : adultery, fornication, uncleanness, lewdness, idolatry, sorcery, hatred, contentions, jealousies, outbursts of wrath, selfish ambitions, dissensions, heresies, envy, murders, drunkenness, revelries, and the like;
Note: If you do these things it does not guarantee that you will go to hell but you must avoid receiving forgiveness that is freely offered to you though the Blood of Jesus. To reach your goal you must ignore the Gift of God and His ways and concentrate on practicing sin instead.
Additional items that can help you on your way to Hell also come conveniently package together and bundled in an assortment of political correctness, still found under the label called Sin. Remember wide is the pathway that goes to Hell and many will be able to find it.
All these items above are readily available
to help you find your way to go to Hell. They are easy to obtain and are
also very cheap. At least initially they are cheap, later on they may
have some strings attached,
(but if you listen to your enemy he'll say, "don't worry about that now...)
You can't be thinking about the results of sin now or it could hinder your goal. After all sin can be pleasant and give you momentary pleasure. You don't want to think about the results of sin that will always end up causing you great unhappiness and emptiness. And don't ever mention the unavoidable penalty/payment for sin, it's not so bad, it's just death by fire.
that's to harsh for you, maybe you can think that God does not see
'all' and you can get away with it. Oh,... forget that, God is all
seeing.... Well maybe the fact that God is all Good and would never
allow people to be punished. Oh,... forget that one to, His goodness
will not cover up the fact that God is also all Just and must punish
Well forget it all, don't think about that. Just keep thinking hell will be fun.
Maybe your a 'good' person and would never think,... I mean, never do the assortment of things as mentioned above. Well no need to worry, there is a much more conservative way to reach your goal to go to hell. You can eliminate all the items listed above and work only with an uncommitted direction. Just stay away from the narrow path.
This way you can be socially acceptable. You can spend your time even doing charitable works. This will develop a fine reputation and you will be well liked in the community. Your outside appearance will look well polished. You can do a pretty good job of hiding your hidden sins from people if you try hard enough.
They will never guess, you could have hidden addictions of all sorts. You can even harbor an unforgiving heart full of resentments, hatreds, judgements and on and on. After all no one is perfect and you may be of the opinion that at least your not as bad as the next person.
Maybe you don't agree with what the Word of God says is right and wrong. After all who does God think He is telling you what not to do. If it feels good just do it. Don't think about the facts that sin always leads to death and misery and God doesn't want that for you. After all, You know better that God.
Never mind that the Moral Law demands perfection and if God is Just, there can be no compromise. The Laws are as one, so to break one Commandment is to break them all. Just don't trust God and the Blood of Jesus to wash your sins away. Instead trust in your good works which are as filthy rages and you will likewise accomplish your goal of finding your way to go to Hell.
Oh there are so many ways, you choose
which one you would like. Actually for simplicity all you have to do is
one thing... you really need to avoid a personal relationship with
Jesus Christ your only hope of Salvation and you will surely be successfully on your way go to Hell.
(Note; the following steps can be done in any order. You can add to them or subtract from them as you like.)
Step One: Be completely self absorbed. After all, the world revolves around you and no one else really matters. If you don't watch out for yourself who will? (Make sure you you don't believe the promises of God, they may make you stumble and try to stop you from your determination to be Hell-bound)
Step Two; Ignore your conscience when working closely with sin, eventually you won't feel anything at all.
Step Three; Do not allow the light of the Lord to shine on your evil deeds or they will be exposed which will be a very uncomfortable feeling and may lead you to see the goodness of God. Don't look at what God did in sending His only begotten Son to take your punishment. His Goodness will lead you to repentance and you will change your mind spoiling your plans to go to hell.
Step Four; It is very important that you Do not listen to the Good News of the Gospel. You may not want to end up in hell if you find out how much the Lord loves you, the wonderful things He has planned for you and what trouble He went though for you not to go to hell.
You may even find that you love Gods will for your life. And that may hinder big time your ambition to go to Hell. Besides you would most likely automatically stop loving evil and that would make you stop being miserable - now you don't want that! That's just not what your used to!
Step Five; Stay away from anything that sounds like it might be according to Gods will like truly loving others. You might like it.
And Do not trust God to deliver you from all your sins, just turn your back on the Amazing Grace of God. Keep trying yourself to overcome sins and you will certainly fail. You then can continue to be comfortably miserable as your accustomed to. You can even blame others for anything you want.
Note; Also never ever forgive others, after all you don't need forgiveness so why forgive others? Continue to hold onto your anger and let your anger control you. All these things will help you with your quest to go to Hell.
Step Six; You don't have to worry to much about going down the narrow path, as long as you make sure you don't receive Jesus Christ as your Savior which will cause you to become “Born Again”. Because if you are Not Born Again you will not even be able to see the narrow path to Heaven.
The highway to Hell is very wide. You can worship any thing and believe
anything you like, do anything that feel good and it will be acceptable, as long as you don't
Worship the God of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob, the Great I AM, Creator,
Savior of the world and Believe on the name of Jesus Christ forsaking
all others. If you let God be your Lord, His Spirit will lead you into all Truth and you won't be able to reach your goal and go to Hell.
On your way to hell you will have to snub the overwhelming love of God, “For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son, that whoever believes in Him should not perish but have everlasting life. For God did not send His Son into the world to condemn the world, but that the world through Him might be saved.” John 3:16-17
God does not condemn you, He came to Save you.
This snub would mean a disregarding of the Crucifixion.
It's saying “so what” to the Blood sacrifice that God Himself made for
Note;.. Above, the difficulty of How to Go to Hell
was rated as “easy”, But it may prove to be hard to live with later. You
will have to willingly crawl over the Blood of Jesus in order to go to
Hell. If you insist on going there, He will try to convince you not to do it, He will send many messengers to you in many forms but He will not override your free will,
He won't stop you.
If you DON'T follow these instructions of How to Go To Hell, but INSTEAD walk down that NARROW PATH and BE BORN AGAIN believing JESUS CHRIST died and rose from the dead on the third day and RECEIVE HIM AS YOUR SAVIOR and LORD according to Gods will, you will be in great danger of ending up with ETERNAL LIFE FULL OF SUCH JOY AND PEACE BEYOND UNDERSTANDING.
And here and Now you could Learn how to OVERCOME and be so Completely Satisfied and Content with God THAT YOU CAN'T EVEN STAND IT.
You don't go to hell because of your sins, For all have sinned and come short of the glory of God. You go to Hell because you don't have a Savior and Lord.
Just believing in Jesus is not the same thing for the devils also believe and tremble. They knew about Him even before the creation of the world. But they don't accept and receive Him. They have rejected God's rule over them. They wanted to do their own thing and worship other things. They thought their ways were good enough, they didn't need God.
Devils rejected God's Word, God's teachings, Gods ways and went about doing wicked and perverse things. It was their choice to side with satan against God. All who will go to Hell do these same things and will perish because they chose their fate.
It is NOT God's will that any should perish but all should come to the knowledge of the Truth. Don't be deceived by the lies of your enemy who only wants your destruction.
Which direction do you really want to choose? There are NOT many ways to God but only ONE. The path is narrow and straight into the arms of Jesus Christ our only Savior. He came to earth to live that perfect life that we could not live, all have come short of the glory of God.
Because of God's justice, if you stand before Him WITHOUT the perfection of our Lord and Savior there is no choice but to render justice upon the wicked.
Gods' Law cannot be compromised. Gods' Justice demands punishment and Gods' Goodness provided the only answer. A perfect sacrifice who would take the punishment we deserve upon Himself.
All the Just wrath of God was laid on Himself as He who knew no sin became sin for you and me so that we could become His righteousness. God showed you how much He loves you when He stretched out his arms and died for you. Will you accept His righteousness and live for Him or try to stand in your own self-righteousness and live the way you want? It's your choice.
It's your choice to accept Him or reject Him. God already said YES He wants you! He proved it by giving His Son for you. His Love was pored out for you in the Blood of Jesus. Choose to Believe in the Name of Jesus and you shall be saved. Receive Him as your Lord. Give your live to Him as He gave His life for you and He will do a miraculous work in you, and you will find yourself living for Him.
Do you hear Him now? Answer the call from Heaven and LIVE for Eternity.
Choose not to go to hell, Let Jesus Save You.
In your own words, with an honest heart, just ask Jesus to be your Savior.
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